today at work someone tipped me a potato
in some countries that is a marriage proposal
Even the potato looks confused
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
Just in case…
Sadly I don’t have a beard to freeze myself to the ice with.
This is why you don’t shave your pubic hair
I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store.
LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.
a gif like this doesnt come around but once every dynasty
Favourite line in all of Dinsey
Top Gear in India
How can you not like top gear?
I watched this the other week and was in literal tears
I feel like no one tries dumb stuff like that unless someone they’re trying to impress is watching, which makes this even funnier.
i fucked up
✎ the maze runner meme → names↳ TERESA
i. named after: Mother Teresa ||
Mother Teresa’s full name: Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu.
"Teresa Agnes. Group A, Subject A1: The betrayer"
ii.meaning; Summer ||
Teresa stood up, surprising Thomas with her confidence. “Guess he forgot to tell the little part about me kicking him in the groin and climbing out the window.” Thomas almost laughed as Newt turned to an older boy standing nearby, whose face had turned bright red. “Congrats, Jeff,” Newt said. “You’re officially the first guy here to get your butt beat by a girl.”
iii. role; The Trigger ||
He was somewhere very close to sleep when a voice spoke in his head, a pretty, feminine voice that sounded as if it came from a fairy goddess trapped in his skull. The next morning, when everything started going crazy, he’d wonder if the voice had been real or part of a dream. But he heard it all the same, and remembered every word: Tom, I just triggered the Ending.
i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday
Going to School
think of all the people who scrolled away
so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible